Alice in Oxford
Who is it?
Is it Malice in Mocksford?
No. It's Alice in Oxford.
Is it Chalice in Choxford?
No, it's Alice in Oxford.
Is it Dallas in Doxford?
No, it's Alice in Oxford - just Alice in Oxford.
What is it?
Not Callous in Coxford
Not Palace in Poxford
Nor Tallus in Toxford
Just this: Alice in Oxford, simply Alice in Oxford.